I love Sen. McCain’s Vice Presidential Choice, Gov. Sarah Palin. It’s not because she’s a super duper take charge governor who “took on the good ol’ boys in the Yukon State” or that she’s invigorated a party on the verge of death, its because she has stolen much of Sen. McCain – the actual candidate’s thunder, and all of the thunder of his wife, who reminds me of one of those Alien creatures on the early 1980s NBC Miniseries “V”. If you have seen “V”, they came to earth as friends, but were really only intent on eating us. If blue eyes are a recessive trait, her kin must have spent alot of time isolated in them there Arizona Mountains and Deserts.

I am glad that Sarah Palin has upstaged Cindy McCain. I prefer brunettes to blonds. My girlfriend is a brunette, she unfortunately does not have Sarah Palin’s Library Chic, or those catty spectacles. That’s Specs Appeal.

Sarah Palin and I are both vehement opponents of the heliocentric theory, the germ theory of disease, the theory of gravity, and Darwin’s nasty theory of evolution by natural selection. They have no place in any State Library, the Library of Congress, or any Middle School, or High School Science Curriculum.

I agree that abortion is the worst evil of our age. It is the reason that God has sent Hurricanes against our great nation, and far outdistances the combined evils of poverty, famine, genocide, and global warming in terms of intrinsic evilness.

She has stolen much of the camera time from the actual candidate Senator John McCain, who looks as if he is about to fall to pieces at any time. I think he was somewhat old during the Vietnam War, and God Bless him, but POW captivity must take years off your life. I hope she can continue to steal the camera until November 4th, when I will forget that another old man who doesn’t understand the modern world will take the helm of what should be its flagship.

Remember, if you put lipstick on a pig, its still a pig and if you’re a zealot, no matter how cute and spunky you are, you’re still a zealot.

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